هر کی خواست بگه ترجمشو براش بذارم! من که مردم از خنده!

A doctor from U.K. says: "In U.K. the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's hand; we transplant them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for a job. The German doctor comments: That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job. The Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job. The Iranian doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues. You are way behind us.... ... In our country about six years ago we found a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him our President , and now....... the whole country is looking for job.